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Sam

(Verb) The act of replying to messages or conversations with as few words as possible. Derived from the name Sam (a gender neutral name) to represent the ability of both sexes to perform this annoying/rude action.
Dude 1: This girl Sammed me all day. Her longest reply was "okay".

Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back
by BB1813 July 8, 2020
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Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
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Sam

Any generic emo boy from 2002-2008 with hair that covers one eye that is primarily black. They always wears Misfits, MCR, Blink-182, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. shirts. They also wear ripped jeans and they usually have prescription glasses that they have to wear but they hate doing so. Their shoe of choice is usually Vans or Converse as well and have socks with designs with stripes, skulls, band logos, etc.
Brandon: Look at that guy with his fishnet t-shirt, what a sam...
Warren: Agreed
by The Body of God July 23, 2020
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Sam

Sam is just a in a constant state of depression and regretting past life decisions. He also has a small pp.
Sam is sad.
by Hellsbestdemon July 26, 2020
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Sam

Just a piece of wet bread to be honest isnt he that sam
by Carl Franklins July 27, 2020
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sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
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sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
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