Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025

Ham

Ass, buttocks, butt.

DAMN shorty that ham is phAT

by WDTSSSBGSDSH December 7, 2025

It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.

This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle”

by Frankylover December 15, 2025

Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.

I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.

by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024

Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.

"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"

by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024