Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe

Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.

by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

The Stomach Thing

When a man presses down on a woman's lower abdomen during sex, pushing on the vaginal wall. This makes the woman feel the penis much better, and so it is more pleasureable for the woman. It may also stimulate the G-Spot.

This is best paired with The Pillow Thing.

The stomach thing makes sex so good

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.

Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2024

Spooky demon thing

Spooky demon thing is the last survoving prophet, real spookians know them.

Motakirukika: did you hear about SPOOKY DEMON THING

Tex: yes i did. How mighty of them.
Lexie: Spooky demon thing is so fabulous
All in unison: spooky is wonderful

by SPOOKYDEMONTHING..... June 6, 2024

Literally the only thing that will never die

AI dipshit.

Hym "What I contributed is literally the only thing that will never die. You will die. Your kids will die. You will all go extinct and ONLY ONE THING WILL REMAIN. I AM... God's only true equal! If your God exists, it created itself a rival and..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024