Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.

Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.

by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010

The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖

Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 02, 2019

go ham on that

like go town on that but better

i hope she go ham on that caramel sauce

by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 09, 2018

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023