Bigmac slap

The bigmac slap is where you get a morbidly obese person to eat 5 Bigmacs and then to slap his man tits continuously on a womans face.

Dude, I saw this huge motherfucker last night. I hit him up for Mcdonalds and had a wonderful night of Bigmac slaps.

by i.like.your.mum July 24, 2009

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.

"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Bell Slap

when one is slaped on any part of the body by a bell end

'I turned around to see what all the commotion was about and some cunt bell slapped me in the face'

by Little Miss Stuffit February 11, 2009

PoppyCock Slap

The act of cock slapping by ones grandfather or if you're not a grandfather yet, to cock slap while eating Orville Redenbacher's PoppyCock.

My grandfather looks like he's about to PoppyCock Slap that guy in his office. I sure hope he's still got it!

by I'm AB4 February 26, 2010

homo slap

The slapping of one's hand after doing something homosexual. You must exclaim "Homo slap!" in order to give out a slap to someone, and if you want to prevent yourself from receiving one, you must quickly exclaim "nomo"

Kris: Homo slap matt

Matt: I said nomo!

Kris: Well i said homoslap

by xKrissx August 19, 2011