rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 21, 2012

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 26, 2014

Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

rusty rake

After you take a shit, if you drop your hairbrush in the toilet before flushing from that day on it's considered a Rusty Rake.

I think that bitch lent me a Rusty Rake now my hair smells like shit.

by R.C. Christian November 23, 2014

Rusty Bucket

An old thot, usually a male.

I wouldn't date sally because she is a rusty bucket

by Ahesthetic January 30, 2017

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

Rusty Train G Thang

When Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre roll up your bitch and your girl eats Snoop's ass while Snoop gives Dre a rusty trombone.

"Ay yo Snoop want to go run a Rusty Train G Thang on that guys bitch"

by Hugdad October 24, 2017