Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".

Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!

by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals

Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.

Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.

by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010

pirateability

The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.

Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.

by Becca~ October 15, 2007