Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019

Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.

My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss

by aughhhhh November 30, 2022

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.

"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"

by i inform people July 14, 2025

Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........

Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......

by Griffo mo October 31, 2020

Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.

Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."

by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022

Internet

Some piece of shit a genius came up with.

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!

by Triathlor April 24, 2019