Nut Bulge

When a man wears tighter-fitting pants and sits down, causing a bulge in the crotch area.

I was wearing tight pants while driving one day, and my wife looked over at me and said, “Nice nut bulge.”

by Pumpkin Eater Dawn February 15, 2019

Cadbury Nut

The act of ejaculating inside a person's ass.

Met this sheila that let me bust a cadbury nut.

by angelofdev February 17, 2019

Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.

My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"

by Aiden Pascavis September 23, 2018

Nut Pact

A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.

Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!

Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!

by roelandt September 26, 2018

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”

“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”

by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023

Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk

The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.

by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023