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half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
by Blubro6 April 29, 2008
mugGet the half your age plus 7mug.

Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)
Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!
by The Kuce November 18, 2009
mugGet the Half-Hour Sit Down Showermug.
Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes
by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016
mugGet the what looks like half an applemug.

I 1 2 half 6

Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex
by CaTsArEgOoD June 7, 2019
mugGet the I 1 2 half 6mug.

6 of 1, half dozen of another

It essentially means that something is the same thing. The two things you're talking about are really similar.
Tom: "Hey we can either rent a Ford Taurus, or a Mercury Sable."

Eric: "well 6 of 1, half dozen of another."
by quebert September 27, 2007
mugGet the 6 of 1, half dozen of anothermug.

I am half me foxy

An insecure children who makes bad edit of her face with a foxy's face in it, and captioned the post "I am half me foxy" then post it on Google+
by Ichsunken January 10, 2019
mugGet the I am half me foxymug.

saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
by chantyruby November 8, 2010
mugGet the saw half way up the ass...mug.

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