by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
Get the Noah hemanmug. From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
Get the Noahmug. 
Hi Noah how are you
by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020
Get the Noahmug. 