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Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis
Don't be a Noah heman you fag
by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
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Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
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Noah

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.
Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.
by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023
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noah

he's noah
by yolo09 November 15, 2016
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Noah

The most badass that has a big penis and can get any girl
Hi Noah how are you
by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020
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Noah

Noah
by Mr.coochieman February 22, 2023
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