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Nerd

A lighthearted joke name for someone you care about.
"You're such a nerd. ilu"
by imtryingmybest6 May 29, 2018
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Nerd

The original devil or outcast... kind of like Cain in the Bible... but it originally was a weak foolish simpleton man or women. When primitive societies or tribes saw a tribemember try to create something far too complex that sacrificed ordinary primitive skills and manhood of tribal life, they saw it was foolish or stupid... and usually rejected or cast out members of the tribe that did such foolish things.

These weak men and women started to inhabit the earth right before Jesus Christ's time.... and Jesus Christ sacrificed his life against these evil people. These evil men and women came up with ideas and created all the maths, sciences, languages, and so on.... of Ancient Greek at first, then Rome

To this day... that is why the strong men and women bully the weak men and women.... and clown them too. The fat lazy 40 year old but who still lives in his moms basement playing video games is doing nothing productive in society, so that's why real men bully them

The god damn fucking nerds will eventually create a technology or technologies that will replace all humans...... a so called terminator.... and the devil of the world shall reign...
*nerd trips on a banana peel and falls down*

Bully: "Ha ha nerd. God damnit, watch where you fucking walk next time!!!" *throws a tomato at the nerds face*
by Themeankid56 November 17, 2022
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Pokemon Nerd

A person that knows way too much about pokemon.
Person 1: Bro I can name all the pokemon from generation 1!
Person 2: You're such a pokemon nerd, my guy.
by MerMaidgirl_456 January 12, 2024
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Nerd

A nerd is one of the following:
James
Mason
Callum
Tyler
Harry
1: Yk whos a beg and a nerd

2: probably Tyler or harry
by The king of them all January 14, 2023
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Gym Nerd

a person who always talks about going to the gym. Everything is about gym.
and also a word for people when someone mentions about going to the gym once.
Me:"If u used ur hours from playing roblox to going to the gym you'd be ripped asf"
10 year old on roblox:"YoUr SUcH a GyM nErD yOu ShOuLdN't Be FoRcInG PeOpLe" blah blah blah.
by shadbicky June 3, 2023
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nerd strip

another word for a power strip, often full of wires from technology.
nerd1:d00d, I need somewhere to plug in my new xbox, my nerd strip is full

nerd2:just daisy chain two together d00d!

nerd1: sweet, ftw!
by Brad Mello June 12, 2008
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caught nerding

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.

Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024
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