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Cunt maxing

“Ayoo! This prick getting in the way of your cunt maxing princess? ****mcdOnalDs noises****
by 404paige March 19, 2024
mugGet the Cunt maxingmug.

max the simp

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep
by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
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Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!
Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here
by !!Who dat April 28, 2025
mugGet the Maxmug.

jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
mugGet the jump maxingmug.

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard
Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment
by Max employment June 5, 2018
mugGet the max employmentmug.

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
mugGet the max headroom garmentmug.

max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now
by a piece of shite April 21, 2018
mugGet the max brennanmug.

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