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Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
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Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.
Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010
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Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny
by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011
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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size
James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.
by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
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Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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long division

by Nicklestct March 18, 2021
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