Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin

Daddy

Kevin is daddy

by Jjstolesomecrack November 21, 2021

kevin

Kevin is the master of the potatos. He can make any kind of potatos to walk and talk. He is legit and awesome

Kevin is just amazing

by silicona luquida April 20, 2017

Kevin

Kevin as a noun- a name, or just call someone Kevin because they are awesome.
Kevin as a verb- to do something awesomely.
Kevin as an adjective- the best, most awesome thing ever.

Billy was kevinning up the hill. He wasn't running, because that's not awesome. Kevinning is far more awesome, and everyone should try it.
Or, if they like running, they should just do it kevinly.

by waitwhatwhoa December 20, 2021

Kevin

a fake nickname based off a you tuber given to someone who is so pale they reflect the sun.

oh, that nerd is a real Kevin, looking at him is making me go blind!

by Useless Protogen March 17, 2022

Kevin J Song

Some tik tok shit that nigga Kevin J listens to.

Yo Kevin J turn that shit Kevin J Song off you makin everyone in the car sad!

by Jon J June 15, 2021

kevin moon

is the main vocal of the group the boyz, a meme, and the love of my life

¨kevin moon is a great singer¨ ¨kevin moon is the most beautiful person in the whole world¨ ÿou know... stan the boyz¨

by stantheboyz April 1, 2019