ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.
(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."
by ProjectSOBER April 06, 2003
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Ghost Ass

When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.
I trounced this chick last night from behind and she had some serious ghost ass.
by JFreshaa December 27, 2009
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ass-vag

A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid
I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.
by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011
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Bad Ass

someone who becomes mentally stronger despite having lived through adversity.
Shit... we messed with a bad ass who has a nice ass.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 12, 2021
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smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.
What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.
by Stoned Ocalians April 07, 2008
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Ass Crumb's

The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.
--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)
by KyCalli August 14, 2015
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Ass theory

Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."
by nanananinagga August 22, 2009
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