Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!
by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022
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Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.
Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.
Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.
Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.
Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.
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Get the one direction mug.Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.
Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
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French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
Me: Word
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French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
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I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
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1. The offspring of The Greek Light God, Apollo, particularly his starchild demigod and winged male muse children.
2. Divine children of a sun, star or moon deity
3. A divine or guiding spirit, particularly one pertaining to the sun, stars or moon.
4. Seraphim angels
5. Lightworkers and star-child demigods.
6. The Silver Elves
1. The offspring of The Greek Light God, Apollo, particularly his starchild demigod and winged male muse children.
2. Divine children of a sun, star or moon deity
3. A divine or guiding spirit, particularly one pertaining to the sun, stars or moon.
4. Seraphim angels
5. Lightworkers and star-child demigods.
6. The Silver Elves
The winged male muse children of Apollo, The Shining Ones lounged on an asteroid in outer-space, held ancient Greek instruments, gazed in the mirror and boasted, 'Doesn't everyone know that we are the most ethereal hotties, in The Cosmos?'
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