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Sam I Ham

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"
by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024
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Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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HAM

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
A damn pig waiting for more mud to run and slide in a mafuggin H.A.M.

In two words a H.A.M. Is a lame and/or a hoe ass motherfucker

1. If someone is “going H.A.M.” That means someone is working “hard as a motherfucker” to achieve greatness or finish a task.

2. (VULGAR TERM) If someone is called a ham, that means they are a burger with no bread, no cheese, no lettuce, no nothing.

Just a burger with no ambition to get cheese or lettuce. No motion whatsoever.

They just hope to get filthy rich off scam duel & liespicks & laugh kings and get no wins with major profit forcing them to keep making minimal & small stupid bank draining bets.

Instead of investing money into the gang/posse they wanna invest all their funds to the sports book just to lose it all keeping them a broke mofo with no motion hoping another man helps them achieve something no man can help them achieve. When you see a H.A.M. Leave. Highly contagious.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER May 11, 2024
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Ham Hole

When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.
Mags, quit bending over! Your ham hole is showing! …..bro, where’d your ass go?
by Camagja May 15, 2024
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ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
by ReyVenge May 28, 2024
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brining the ham

Brining the ham is when a male has anal sex with a male or female and ejaculates into the rectum.
This girl wants me to come over for a session of brining the ham.
by Buus75 November 26, 2021
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Hams

"Look at those Hams!"
by Big_Bosh November 28, 2021
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