ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

ass tracks

The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.

Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."

by argonaht July 10, 2011

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

Bout That Ass

BTA or Bout That Ass, an anonymous men-seeking-men Discord hookup group that is more focused on ass-play than regular & more common male homosexual activity. Known for being a spin-off of JC Gang.

BTA 666: "Hey I'm looking for some BTA(Bout That Ass) action in South Side, Chicago."

BTA 6ix: "Come through, homie. XD"

by Yo Josh from Discord February 26, 2019

Ass theory

Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.

Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."

by nanananinagga August 24, 2009