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Ethan's beautiful voice

Boy that always jump has no name. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI Ethan cool i liek etan efan cool efan voice hot wowoowowoow
Ethan's beautiful voice makes me cream
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Ethan

Just a guy. He's Cool. He likes anime. And pussy.
Ethan...
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ethan ecclestone

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Ethan

cuter than Clea
Have you seen Ethan? He’s the sweetest.
by cleaannr December 21, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a goofy individual who some would call a silly goose
Ethan is so funny he obviously is a silly goose
by All the Silly Gooses December 29, 2023
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan- You look goofy as hell rn
by madsuhs November 6, 2020
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