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jack in the crack

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.
Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.
by poopzone January 6, 2009
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D-crack

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.
WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...
by laszlo maholy-moly December 21, 2008
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life crack

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.
---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!
by jgnarly April 7, 2010
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crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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Man crack

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?
by Goodchild May 20, 2015
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Crack Scabs

Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.
Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.
by Tehshunz December 21, 2009
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crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough
Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch
by tinkertailor November 3, 2009
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