by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021
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by beyou4ever May 24, 2017
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by bahaha42321 July 20, 2021
Get the christian mug.One of the coolest people on the planet. A hiking enthusiast who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Vermont Long Trail. Also, a passionate and loyal supporter of Liverpool Football Club. He is most commonly known for being involved in a love triangle with Nicole Kidman and Kate Beckinsale.
by Skimt127 February 3, 2010
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by the weeb who got crossed September 9, 2021
Get the Christian mug.A guy named Christian who proudly wears the crown of cuckoldry. He has a girlfriend—technically—but her bedroom is basically an Airbnb for other dudes while he sits in Discord, thanking her for the “growth experience.” Plays 16 hours of PC games daily, not because he loves gaming, but because it’s the only world where he has any control. Perpetually broke, emotionally wrecked, and somehow proud of “staying strong” through it all like a martyr no one asked for. His love language is humiliation. Perseveres not out of strength, but because he doesn’t know how to quit—or win.
Bro stop acting like a Cuck Christian — just because she lets other guys sleep over doesn’t mean it’s ‘character building.
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