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Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.
Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Boner Marrow

Sucking a cock until it ejaculates. Similar to sucking on a chicken bone until the marrow comes out.
I love blow jobs from skinny bitches cuz they're hungry as hell for boner marrow!
by SrVnDaNk May 25, 2011
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boner killer.

an ugly/unattractive girl or guy. can be shortened too BK.
Jack: oh maaan, she's soo hot.
Liam: dude snap out of it.. such a boner killer.
by Tootsiee Wootsiee October 25, 2011
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Boner killer

A term used to express disappointment or to define something as disappointing.
Dude, I think your crush likes someone else.
Well. That's a boner killer.

*after breaking your laptop*
AGHHHHHHHHH. Boner killer!
by X3no June 9, 2013
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Boner Garage

A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".
Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"

Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018
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Boner Copter

When a man gets an erection places his thumb and index finger around the base of his unit and swings it around like the blades of a helicopter. The boner copter is very versatile and can be used for any number of purposes which include :air fan, bagel cutter, drink mixer and is now being used as an acceptable method of transportation.
Sally says to her husband:"Hey honey, its really hot over here, can you come over and give me a boner copter?"
by Gmoney the great August 16, 2011
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Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.
"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
by GeekVault August 27, 2010
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