In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.
by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.
by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits
"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits
"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"
by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

A greasy mouth dumb ass run down person with no hair and no help and no hope and no health and no hatred just hopping around with one leg and two I’s
by anonymous November 26, 2024

by JFK67 February 1, 2019
