Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

swag biscuit

A moose who in alaska; a small child who is "hip"; your sisters freaky best friend; white girl slang

"Hey swag biscuit, you want some milk?"

by Leggoandicecream September 29, 2013

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna fuckin play tiddy biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket

I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.

by GingerHoller June 6, 2021