Disco Biscuits

Titties. In the 70s women didn’t wear bras often especially out to dance. So guys would call their boobs disco biscuits
Damn, you see the disco biscuits on that roller girl?
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Disco biscuit

Johnson, please do not feed me a discount biscuit!
Not the ecstasy, AKA, disca biscuit disco biscuit
by ElectraHerz February 02, 2022
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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).
ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"
by Guit-Fiddler October 26, 2013
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 05, 2023
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douche biscuit

(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
by Joseph and Josh Zeneli January 14, 2017
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Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically
Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.
by Hot P October 18, 2021
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