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banana hammer

When someone is banned on a forum by the "hand of god" aka a mod or an admin.
We need to BANANA HAMMER that spammer.
by David W. August 2, 2007
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Flying Banana

A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.

When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
by BiggestMonkaBallls April 4, 2020
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Onision Banana

-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..
xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox
by Anon07.. December 14, 2017
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banana pumper

Jason had to go to the emergency room after the banana pumper competition with Hershal.
by 1975 January 23, 2009
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Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.
by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
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bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017
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empty banana

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.
Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.
by leagator January 4, 2018
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