Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar May 26, 2012

gucci snake

nibba got sum real ass gucci snakes

You have real gucci snakes

by Acy the gucci kid December 05, 2017

snake positan

having very slow movement up the girls leg to the vigina

lets do the snake positan

by blood gang bitch March 07, 2018

muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

by Famstrokern June 28, 2017

Furry Norwegian Snake

A new species of snake that is usually gay and plays tuba. Often found not in Norway but inside of toilets.

Oh my goodness, that furry Norwegian snake is absolutely jaw-droppingly hot! I want to marry it.

by ThatTubaBabe February 04, 2025

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023