anal beak

an anal beak is when someone is eating your ass from behind and they have a really long pointy nose that resembles a beak and it keeps poking the anus

"Man, his anal beak game is TOO STRONG!!!"

by definitelynotnoodle April 1, 2017

Anal leaf

The process in which vegetarians/hipsters use a leaf as a condom during anal in order to keep from making more trash. At the end f this process they then eat the leaf together to form a vegan bond.

Hey, those vegans just had anal leaf sex.

How can you tell?
They still have some anal leaf on their face.

by Logster48 April 7, 2017

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

anal punch

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !

She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch

by Tenpinner October 1, 2017

Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017

anal antlers

A multi pronged sexual device worn by a woman as a headpiece and used to please her man by anal penetration.

Girl 1: Hey, did you go out with that NFL Kicker the other night?

Girl 2: Oh, you mean Neil Rackers. Yes and he made me use those anal antlers on him again.

Girl 1: I thought you told him never again after he shit all over your face last time?

by Jm514 May 28, 2017

Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017