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Turkey

The large bird you eat on thanksgiving to satisfy your hunger.
Eat some turkey!
by Haha suckers October 24, 2019
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Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty
I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out
by Jutbutt June 10, 2018
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Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022
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twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey
by Bigvernindahouse June 11, 2018
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Turkey

A Turkey is basically a food right?

but where i’m from we use the word turkey for a Thot or a bitch who go around sucking other niggas dick

in baltimore that’s what we call turkeys
Me: Bruh i met this bitch she was a turkey
friend: damn bro i hate those type of bitches
by WoahWhoDat? August 25, 2019
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Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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