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Asshole

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016
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asshole

stop being an asshole.
by i’m the goat 2002 July 11, 2018
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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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Asshole

by VudumanIsGod December 31, 2021
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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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