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Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.
Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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Mark

STOP WASTING TIME! YOU GOTTA CATCH UP TO MARK!
by ThePharaohOfPasta July 6, 2022
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Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.
OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.
by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020
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Mark De Haro

THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌
by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024
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Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.
“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”
by anonymous January 4, 2021
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mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
by Jazzhands McFeels December 17, 2018
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