Weed Willy

When a man can’t stay hard due to being to stoned.

“Dude he was gonna fuck my ass but he had weed willy”

by Brucefromapple December 12, 2022

WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.

That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!

by thatsnotit March 8, 2019

Weed

The holy substance dat every nine year old's dream of smokin.

"Nigga you got the weed on you?"

by Big Dawg in da hood April 25, 2022

Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Manisha is a buck weed

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022