Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people

Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.

by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Uncle

The brother of your Father.

"Hey look, its your uncle."

by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Uncle Kirky

A man with 5 nephews and abuses them everyday

Stop, Uncle Kirky

by Joanna urmom May 18, 2022

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019