sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 23, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice

Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole

by Tyler.com August 13, 2022

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023

turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022