dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

KP’s nuts

Kp’s nuts (the brand) have the most juicy succulent large smelly orgasmic nuts. Use to describe a persons nuts.

Person 1:
I was sucking someone nuts yesterday at the nursery

Person 2:

Did they have Kp’s nuts???

Person 1:

Unfortunately not 😢. I mean i did link them while they were in a cot. And they were like 2… so ig not

Person 2:

Truly unfortunate

by Jejij March 19, 2022

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.

Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.

by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021

Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.

Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.

by daddy5774 May 15, 2018

Goofy nut

a racial term that is named after what people in the south do to slaves for fun. they put the slaves in barrel full of nuts to weight it down and kill them

you are acting like such a goofy nut

by gfszddfxzhxcfgnfcb September 6, 2022