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Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk September 3, 2016
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Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.
Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.
by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022
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Class Clown

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk
Your father doesn’t always look like it but he was quite a class clown in his days. Source: theidioms.com
by MikeTheGoat May 16, 2023
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clown

Person: yo you a clown
Malachi Jiles: How i’m a clown?
by Anon357877 October 27, 2018
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ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.
by betherz May 13, 2010
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clown

Trump is such a nice clown.
by criistxnss June 3, 2020
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clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.
I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.
by urbandiclova October 20, 2010
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