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Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.
by Faxbois August 29, 2018
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Retrosettes sister band

A pub band from manchester england
Fronted by armecia Michelle harris. They were featured in the opening scenes of Paolo sorrentinos 2016 film entitled. Youth
This band primarily performs covers. Of other bands songs.
Retrosettes sister band covered candy stations "you got the love"in the opening scenes of Paolo. Sorrentinos film entitled youth.
by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021
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Band saw

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
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Band practise

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.
What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.
by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
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NiXOs (the band)

Nixos are a punk rock band from Venice, California.
Champions of the disenfranchised.
NiXOs (the band) are playing a show, we should go see them - they're rad!
by Rufus K May 20, 2024
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