Kevin

Kevin is a zamorak god, but he sucks everywhere else.

Kevin? Yeah i know him, he stuns at stun pool yakamaru. Kills the whole team! Everytime!

by Carbonella January 11, 2024

Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Kevin Sanjaya

A cool and great person yet very classy. He's the best person you ever met in this world.

You know Kevin sanjaya?
Yeah i know, he's such a classy person i want to be like him, anjayy

by Kevin Anjay November 23, 2021

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the badassed mf I'v ever meet.

Kevin-kun is so hot ngl

by Xssslayer November 22, 2021

Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022