Slap Nasty

When something is so nasty you just want to slap it. Most commonly used as an adjective.

Boy: "I want to eat your FUP for dinner"
Girl: "You're so slap nasty"

by Tonya62 July 26, 2006

wang slap

the act of your penis slapping against your leg

before i went to bed i wang slapped for 2 hours.

by billy bob jones big boner August 19, 2011

bonga slap

when a male gets his bonga out and slaps someone with it

wow, that was a hard bonga slap by tom smith

by Waalex October 6, 2003

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.

"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

PoppyCock Slap

The act of cock slapping by ones grandfather or if you're not a grandfather yet, to cock slap while eating Orville Redenbacher's PoppyCock.

My grandfather looks like he's about to PoppyCock Slap that guy in his office. I sure hope he's still got it!

by I'm AB4 February 26, 2010

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011