Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.

Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.

by ZacAttak May 2, 2022

Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.

Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!

by theoneandonlyoriginalbitch!FU June 17, 2012

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010