P&V Sandwich

When a penis and a vagina get together for a sexy time.

Jenna: Hey Mark, wanna come over for a p&v sandwich?

by Sexy time January 20, 2018

Idiot-salad Sandwich

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.

CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Thick Bologna Sandwich

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻

Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .

by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Beef dripping sandwich

When your mum sits on your face.
It’s lovely.

So after a bit of persuasion, I convinced my mum to give me a beef dripping sandwich last night, and I’ve never cum so hard and so fast in my life.

by Wow bruh July 9, 2021

Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.

I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.

by Wendyyy August 16, 2009

bread-bun sandwich

1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.

Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.

by astrodick October 18, 2008

Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure

I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!

by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011