Sam

An attractive nerd

Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam

Sam is a smart, fast, handsome and thoughtful guy. Very good and easy to collaborate with and have a lot of friends. He is so funny that you can start tears of laughter

Simon: Have you seen the new guy, he's so cool
Daniel yes, I know, I think his name is Sam

by Boyyyy100% May 18, 2018

Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

SAM

Self Appointed Manager
Someone who thinks they're better than everyone else but just bully and complain.

That guy is being a real SAM..

by Not_the_boss April 28, 2020

Sam

Right so, where do we even start. This name describe an individual who is very smart and loves to be the best at anything and everything, and if he is not then you definitely won’t hear the last of it. When deciding the sexuality of a Sam, it is very complex. Most are said to be closeted, while others are just actively hiding their true colours. There’s only really one word to describe this Sam… “prick”.

Ooo I love this Sam.

Are you sure this Sam isn’t a prick?
When a person is confused, you better call them sam.

by RainbowRabbits2.0 November 22, 2021

fireman sam

samuel jones
he is a welsh fireman
he has a show
he saves the day in pontypandy
he is good
he is god

fireman sam is the hero next door

by timpbskid September 11, 2024

Sam

XBox name SIMP WRLD is a dumb dumb oompa loompa 2’4 midget

Sam Hillier

Super
At
Masturbating
Horses
In
little
Loving
Enclosed
Rooms

Sam you dumb ass

by iiCryptic August 3, 2020