sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

City Needs Sleep

A self-explanatory term for a city that needs sleep such as a city that has a nearly empty nightlife or a city that has a virus (or any carriers of disease) infecting numbers of its denizens.

Bob: I just went to Austin, Texas. Man, that city needs sleep.
Luke: I agree man, the disease hits hard on Austin, Texas. There is about a few people infected there.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Sleep Abbreviated

Sleep Abbreviated is the opposite of Sleep Deprived, When you are Sleep Abbreviated you are awake and not tired.

Aubrey is Sleep Abbreviated when she has her coffee.

by The Lord of Thursdays July 14, 2025

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sleep

Sleeping requires closing ur eyes and falling asleep.

Jimmy closed his eyes and drifted to sleep

by Ty4fwm August 4, 2021

Sleep

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020