Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Ringed Toaster

A Ringed Toaster is a username given to albinos who ring out their nut juices

Damn ringed toaster has juicy nuts

by TheZer0ed August 29, 2021

income ring

A false wedding ring worn when the real one is too flashy. The income ring is used to hide how wealthy you are.

Our professor has an income ring. I saw her slip the real one off in her car this morning.

by Surf_much_rob May 4, 2019

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!

DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.

by Highpressurewashingmachine November 4, 2024

Gulp Rings

The lace rings of beer foam that are made in a pint glass each time a person takes a gulp of beer

That’s some damn fresh ale. Look at the gulp rings in my glass.

by Cromagnon Man1 June 19, 2025

nose ring theory

The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.

Simple definition:

The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.

The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.

by johndoedefinesshit August 25, 2025