That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats
by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022
She is married to a ring dude
by Uuunity November 21, 2020
The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
by Victory Gin October 04, 2019
When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 06, 2017