put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017

putting on lipstick

When a dog licks its crotch, especially when it is aroused.

Don’t let Poochy lick your face—he just finished putting on lipstick.

by Dboy85 December 22, 2019

put the wheel on the tip

to have sexual intercourse

She's hot, I'd put the wheel on the tip for sure.

by Bill24 September 16, 2006

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Put you down

1. give (someone) facts or information; tell.
2. give an essential or formative principle or quality to.

ORIGIN: ATLANTA, GA

Example: "Let me 'put you down' - PUBLIX has the best subs ever!"
"Thanks! how'd you know that?..."
"POSTERBOY put me down"

by POSTERNOSTRA July 25, 2024