Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.

Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.

by Coon lvl 9000 July 20, 2015

Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.

I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!

by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020

Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

Deja Poo

When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012

Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011