Man Poo

a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...

the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*

Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.

Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.

Man Poo's are also typicall Males.

by Mekyle Astroturf February 20, 2009

Poo Tooth

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

by mudboy247 October 5, 2009

poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020

Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.

I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!

by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020

Poo Thang

The thing you heard incorrectly in that one tik tok sound.

"She my little poo thang."
"Nigga what?"

by Sharkfowl November 29, 2021

hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017

Brownie Poo

(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.

Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...

by bla.. August 7, 2010