Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??
Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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He gets loved by nobody and hates his life.
Always be sure that you have a Pointner beside you and you will never be lucky.
Its a word thats the most useless word in the whole world.
He gets loved by nobody and hates his life.
Always be sure that you have a Pointner beside you and you will never be lucky.
Its a word thats the most useless word in the whole world.
by LastJhin January 31, 2017
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LUKAS POINTNER isn't really a word, its more like a phrase you can use if someone really goes on your nerves. The phrase is mostly known in Germany and hasn't got any english translation. The word has to be in capslock, because little scribt kids in call of duty dont know grammar.
This fucking aimbot LUKAS POINTNER.
I will to cut your LUKAS POINTNER.
Ich fick dich in den LUKAS POINTNER.
I will to cut your LUKAS POINTNER.
Ich fick dich in den LUKAS POINTNER.
by CallOfDutyIsBad January 31, 2017
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"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
by helyllefilten February 17, 2017
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1. To turn down someone's romantic advance with a clear list of all of the reasons a relationship will never work.
2. To turn down someone with such brutality and gusto that it destroys them.
1. To turn down someone's romantic advance with a clear list of all of the reasons a relationship will never work.
2. To turn down someone with such brutality and gusto that it destroys them.
1. Mary is bullet-pointing John with all her rules of dating.
2. Brad is bullet-pointing the intern who asked for a promotion.
2. Brad is bullet-pointing the intern who asked for a promotion.
by Dr. Victor Von Savage February 24, 2017
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Person 2: same brother I know the feelin'
Person 2: same brother I know the feelin'
by Richard the dude May 17, 2017
Get the Pot points mug.Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:
If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4
Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).
Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.
If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4
Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).
Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.
Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.
by TorChimp May 22, 2017
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